"A guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Hey doc, I think I'm going deaf.' Doctor says, 'Oh, that's really unfortunate. Can you describe the symptoms for me?' Guy says, 'Yeah, Homer is a fat yellow man and Marge has blue hair.'"
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, 'Damn, it's getting hot in here.' The other muffin exclaims, 'Holy %#@!, a talking muffin!'"